Meet our Sugar Settlers

Welcome to Jackalope Lane, a sun-baked desert village where tumbleweeds roll, legends linger, and candy is anything but ordinary. Watched over by Sheriff Rex the Jackalope, our freeze-dried treats are crafted by a colorful cast of desert critters — fruits and candies brought to life with their own wild personalities. Each crunchy bite captures the magic of the lane: playful, unexpected, and a little bit legendary. Around here, the sweets are bold, the stories are tall, and every treat’s got a tale to tell.

Rex the Sheriff

Say howdy to Sheriff Rex the Jackalope—long-eared lawman of Jackalope Lane. His squint’s been sharpened by too many blood-red sunsets, and his badge carries more weight than words ever could. Fast as a rattler and steady under fire, Rex keeps the peace so the candy flows and trouble knows better than to linger. He don’t say much, but when the dust clears and Sweet Seeds Sue’s nearby, even the sheriff might spare a dry grin. Around here, if justice is clean and the sweets are legendary, Rex already handled it.

Sweet Seeds Sue

Meet Sweet Seeds Sue—Jackalope Lane’s brightest thing under the sun. A farmer’s daughter with dust on her boots and sass in her smile, this spunky meerkat knows her way around a field and a punchline. By day she works the land outside town, planting her famous sweet seeds that rise into colorful Skittle plants, made for a perfect freeze-dried crunch. By sundown she’s back in town, trading laughs with the locals and catching the eye of Sheriff Rex, who pretends not to notice. Folks round here say if the candy tastes a little happier than usual, it’s because Sue grew it that way.

Lone Piner Joe

You see him drift through town at sundown—Lone Piner Joe. Folks say he strayed from his mountain roost, where he chips away at the rockface mining apples… pineapples, that is. Only the freshest ever make it out alive. He ain’t dangerous. Quiet type. Keeps his hat low and his words fewer. Still, there’s a low hum runnin’ up and down the street about them sweet treats of his. So keep your eyes sharp and your wits sharper—Joe’s grit and sweat are stamped into every sack of Piner’s Pineapples.

Crisp'n West

They call him Crisp'n West- and if you've wandered far enough into the dust and heat to find his saloon, you're already a little less lost. A gentle giant, he moves slow and deliberate- donning a smile to strangers like they're old friends who just took the long way home. He tends the bar with steady hooves, pouring drinks that hit hard but finish sweet- every glass carrying a sharp kick of apple. Some say it’s magic. Others say it’s just Crisp’n knowing exactly what folks need when they slide onto a stool.

Granner Nanner

Granner Nanner is the desert’s oldest soul, a small, sharp-eyed mouse who runs the town kitchen like it’s a sacred duty. Folks say she’s been there longer than the saloon itself, and she feeds the whole settlement with meals that taste like memory—warm, familiar, and comforting as a sunset you’ve seen before. Her secret? She keeps Nugget Nanners hanging from the rafters and tucked into her apron pockets, dried banana slices warming in the desert air and soaking into her fur over the years. That’s why she carries that soft banana scent wherever she goes—a trail of comfort that lets people know supper’s near and everything’s going to be alright, at least for tonight.

Clyde Sour Seeds

That’d be Clyde, all right. Clyde Sour Seeds—Sweet Seeds Sue’s old man, and a man who don’t suffer fools or footprints on his lawn. He’s the kind who means business, and if you cross him, you’ll get a finger wagged at you like a loaded revolver.
Don’t go mistakin’ him for his daughter. Clyde’s sour clear through to the bone, always has been. Folks reckon it’s from a lifetime of lost card games, each bad hand settlin’ deeper into his scowl. Whatever the cause, that bitterness clings to him like desert dust—you don’t shake it easy.Best watch yourself, Sheriff. Clyde knows you’ve gone soft where Sweet Sue’s concerned, and he’s been keepin’ one hard eye trained your way.

Honey Nugget Harold

Honey Nugget Harold is the town banker, a sharp-eared fennec fox with a twitchy smile and pockets that never seem quite empty. He runs the books with sticky fingers and sweeter excuses, shaving a little off the top and tucking it away like Bit-O-Honey in a coat lining. Harold isn’t evil—just nervous, greedy, and always looking for the safest shadow to stand in. When trouble comes knocking, the bank goes quiet, and Harold’s honey-sweet scent lingers behind the desk where he’s crouched low, pretending the world outside forgot he was ever there.

Rosita Russelberry

Rosita holds court over the saloon like she was born to it—smile ready, sleeves rolled, pourin’ drinks and keepin’ the customers civil. She’s always the entertainer, light on her feet and easy with a kind word, even when the room gets heavy. Hard work runs in her blood, same as keepin’ those prairie berries clean and sweet. She’s the one seein’ they don’t wander into trouble or turn sour on the vine. Long as Rosita’s mindin’ things, the berries behave—and the town sleeps a little easier.

Roscoe the Tart Tumbler

Forget the coyote. Roscoe’s got just one thing rattlin’ around in that head of his, and it ain’t conversation. He’s out there wranglin’ every tart tumbler he can lay eyes on—big or small, makes no never mind to him. He don’t stop to jaw or tip his hat. Time’s too precious for that. Quality tumblers are the prize, and Roscoe’s on the hunt, eyes sharp and hands ready, till every last good one’s been rounded up.

Doc Lincoln Lemon

Doc Lincoln Lemon is the town’s young desert doctor, a sharp-eyed owl with smooth feathers, steady wings, and a heart set true. Handsome and calm under pressure, he treats locals and wanderers alike, asking little more than trust and a place to work. His cure of choice is a curious one—a sour lemon drop snapped into the mouth like a gunshot at dawn, sharp enough to wake the body and chase sickness clean out. Folks swear it works faster than prayer, and when Doc Lincoln Lemon is near, the air carries a bright citrus bite that tells you relief has already arrived.

"Chip"per Rascal

Chipper Rascal—“Chip” to his sister Sweet Seeds Sue and “That Rascal!” to everyone else—is the town’s smallest troublemaker, a quick-tailed desert squirrel with dust on his paws and sugar on his grin. He’s always slipping out of school, darting across rooftops and canyons alike, pockets full of Chipper Rascals he’s lifted from the local market. Mischief follows him like a shadow at high noon, but it’s the harmless kind—bright, crackling, and impossible to stay mad at for long. Wherever Chip’s been, you’ll find laughter, a little chaos, and the faint sweet snap of candy in the air.

Wess Taft

Wess Taft is the town’s wandering talker and traveling market man, an old English Sheepdog with a beard full of dust and stories to match. He rolls in behind his creaking cart, Dusty Trail Taffy, hauling saltwater-sweet treats he makes from ingredients gathered far beyond the edge of town. Though Jackalope Lane is where he lays his head, Wess is always halfway to somewhere else, laughing loud and selling sweeter. He can strike up a conversation with a fence post—and once he’s got you talking, you’ll be there a while, wrapped up in stories as stretchy and irresistible as his taffy.

Penelope Fluff

Penelope Fluff is the town schoolteacher, a double-branded courser who moves through the day like a calm breeze across the chalkboard. Soft-spoken and endlessly kind, she teaches patience as much as letters, keeping even the rowdiest young critters settled with a gentle look and a warm smile. There’s always a light, sugary sweetness about her—like freeze-dried Peeps warmed by the sun—lingering in the classroom long after the bell’s rung. In a rough-edged town, Penelope Fluff is a quiet reminder that tenderness still has a place to grow.

Jameson Peaches

Jameson Peaches is Sheriff Rex’s oldest friend—and his favorite thorn—an Aussie Cattle Dog cut from the same dust and grit. Loyal to a fault and steady in a showdown, Jameson rides the line between ally and rival, always pushing Rex to be sharper, faster, better. He’s a regular at the saloon, boots up and drink in hand, where the air around him carries a sweet, tangy bite like peach rings after a long day on the trail. In a town that runs on trust and tension, Jameson Peaches stands firm—your best friend at your back, and the one man who’ll never let you get comfortable.